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No Socks & Dress Shoes = Epic Stank Foot!

Not even movie stars on the red carpet can pull that look off.

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If Sasha and Malia had been at the theatre, they'd have Secret Service guards. That is unless Judicial Watch gets <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/478780\/judicial-watch-shocker-michelle-obama-still-insisting-on-secret-service-protection-using-transportation-to-get-places" target="_blank">their way</a>.

The rest of us are living in the NRA's full metal jacket world of easy access, large magazines and laws making it legal to carry and use guns almost anywhere, anytime, for any self-serving reason -- such as <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlanticwire.com\/national\/2012\/07\/zimmerman-it-was-all-gods-plan\/54763\/" target="_blank">"it was God's will"</a>.

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I'm getting a bit tired of all these GOP sox scandals.

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So, was the shooter reacting to attacks on Judeo-Christian values? Or was he attacking Judeo-Christian values? Or was he a value-challenged nutbar because of attacks on Judeo-Christian values? Or is Gomer just the biggest fucking idiot in all of Texas?

One of those statements has a lot of evidence behind it.

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Held together by the strong nucular farce.

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That's the first thing that happens, as a rule.

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The nutbags seem to have noticed that God ain't doing his will much these days (except when it comes to smiting red states with shitty <strike>climate</strike> weather), so they've taken it upon themselves to do it for Him.

"If God had a Glock, this is what He'd do. I just know it."

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So he had a little mix up on "drop cocks and grab your socks". Who hasn't made that mistake?

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"Boehner" and "attention"?

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From that photo, it looks like Boehner was a cranky, miserable sod even in his youth.

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Wait a minute - Boehner is carrying on about how we need alternative energy sources? How many years BFR (before full retard) was this video shot?

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No Socks & Dress Shoes = Epic Stank Foot!

Not even movie stars on the red carpet can pull that look off.

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If Sasha and Malia had been at the theatre, they'd have Secret Service guards. That is unless Judicial Watch gets <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/478780\/judicial-watch-shocker-michelle-obama-still-insisting-on-secret-service-protection-using-transportation-to-get-places" target="_blank">their way</a>.

The rest of us are living in the NRA's full metal jacket world of easy access, large magazines and laws making it legal to carry and use guns almost anywhere, anytime, for any self-serving reason -- such as <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlanticwire.com\/national\/2012\/07\/zimmerman-it-was-all-gods-plan\/54763\/" target="_blank">"it was God's will"</a>.

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I'm getting a bit tired of all these GOP sox scandals.

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So, was the shooter reacting to attacks on Judeo-Christian values? Or was he attacking Judeo-Christian values? Or was he a value-challenged nutbar because of attacks on Judeo-Christian values? Or is Gomer just the biggest fucking idiot in all of Texas?

One of those statements has a lot of evidence behind it.

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Held together by the strong nucular farce.

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