While Republicans hold pretty much the entire U.S.
Gee, I would have thought it was the dumbbells.
The lack of fresh towels makes it harder to keep up their schedule of towel-snapping sessions in the locker room.
Are you kiddding? The teabaggers are <i>always</i> getting exercised over some Faux outrage or other.
Boehner sweat on the machines. (Shudder)
They have do do something when they&#039;re not passing bills.
You must be fucking kidding me.
Gym rat.
<i>The House gym features a swimming pool, basketball courts, paddleball courts, a sauna, a steam room and flat screen TVs</i>
And, judging from the results that I&#039;ve seen, an All-you-can-eat Pudding Bar.
In his defense, everyone knows how hard it is to drop a gym membership.
They&#039;d be Junior Janitors&trade;!
&quot;President Obama will deliver a statement, answer questions at 2 p.m. ET, the White House says.&quot;
I hope he wires the Congressional Gym&#039;s doors shut.
While the 99% is stuck on the treadmill.
Flat screen TVs!
These guys must be on welfare.
<i>&quot;Meanwhile, the staff gym available to Congressional staff has been closed.&quot;</i>
Two gyms, separate but -- apparently -- unequal.
Gee, I would have thought it was the dumbbells.
The lack of fresh towels makes it harder to keep up their schedule of towel-snapping sessions in the locker room.
Are you kiddding? The teabaggers are <i>always</i> getting exercised over some Faux outrage or other.
Boehner sweat on the machines. (Shudder)
They have do do something when they&#039;re not passing bills.
You must be fucking kidding me.
Gym rat.
<i>The House gym features a swimming pool, basketball courts, paddleball courts, a sauna, a steam room and flat screen TVs</i>
And, judging from the results that I&#039;ve seen, an All-you-can-eat Pudding Bar.
In his defense, everyone knows how hard it is to drop a gym membership.
They&#039;d be Junior Janitors&trade;!
&quot;President Obama will deliver a statement, answer questions at 2 p.m. ET, the White House says.&quot;
I hope he wires the Congressional Gym&#039;s doors shut.
While the 99% is stuck on the treadmill.
Flat screen TVs!
These guys must be on welfare.
<i>&quot;Meanwhile, the staff gym available to Congressional staff has been closed.&quot;</i>
Two gyms, separate but -- apparently -- unequal.