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Lefty Mark's avatar

Gee, I would have thought it was the dumbbells.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The lack of fresh towels makes it harder to keep up their schedule of towel-snapping sessions in the locker room.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are you kiddding? The teabaggers are <i>always</i> getting exercised over some Faux outrage or other.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Boehner sweat on the machines. (Shudder)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

They have do do something when they're not passing bills.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You must be fucking kidding me.

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chascates's avatar

Gym rat.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>The House gym features a swimming pool, basketball courts, paddleball courts, a sauna, a steam room and flat screen TVs</i>

And, judging from the results that I've seen, an All-you-can-eat Pudding Bar.

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schmannity's avatar

In his defense, everyone knows how hard it is to drop a gym membership.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They'd be Junior Janitors™!

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chascates's avatar

"President Obama will deliver a statement, answer questions at 2 p.m. ET, the White House says."

I hope he wires the Congressional Gym's doors shut.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

While the 99% is stuck on the treadmill.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Flat screen TVs!

These guys must be on welfare.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Meanwhile, the staff gym available to Congressional staff has been closed."</i>

Two gyms, separate but -- apparently -- unequal.

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