While Republicans hold pretty much the entire U.S. of America hostage until the Usurper-in-Chief agrees to defund himself back to Kenya and stop personally paying to keep that Museum o' Muslims open with all that money he made from his autobiography written by Bill Ayers, we have an excellent opportunity to find out exactly what is and is not essential to keeping us USA! USA! No. 1!!!!!. Like, cancer treatment for The Children
Gee, I would have thought it was the dumbbells.
The lack of fresh towels makes it harder to keep up their schedule of towel-snapping sessions in the locker room.
Are you kiddding? The teabaggers are <i>always</i> getting exercised over some Faux outrage or other.
Boehner sweat on the machines. (Shudder)
They have do do something when they&#039;re not passing bills.
You must be fucking kidding me.
Gym rat.
<i>The House gym features a swimming pool, basketball courts, paddleball courts, a sauna, a steam room and flat screen TVs</i>
And, judging from the results that I&#039;ve seen, an All-you-can-eat Pudding Bar.
In his defense, everyone knows how hard it is to drop a gym membership.
They&#039;d be Junior Janitors&trade;!
&quot;President Obama will deliver a statement, answer questions at 2 p.m. ET, the White House says.&quot;
I hope he wires the Congressional Gym&#039;s doors shut.
While the 99% is stuck on the treadmill.
Flat screen TVs!
These guys must be on welfare.
<i>&quot;Meanwhile, the staff gym available to Congressional staff has been closed.&quot;</i>
Two gyms, separate but -- apparently -- unequal.