Who is this mysterious giant sidekick standing by John Boehner? It's wearing a burqa and seems poised to suicide-bomb him at any moment if he doesn't do the Sharia they agreed upon earlier. WAKE UP, AMERICA, THERE ARE GIANT MUSLIM ROBOTS IN CONGRESS THIS VERY SECOND. [
Nazgul means Newt in some English dialects.
The GOP dementor is there to remind him of the Tea Party he must now face in 2012.
i don't know what's under the damn shroud but whatever's coming out of boehner's mouth is likely to be annoying.
(Don't) let the weeeenus soar!
I'm surprised the looming Muslim deathbot to his left didn't make him cry.
Douche a l'orange.