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I almost feel bad for Boehner. Almost.

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No he wont crash the world economy iffin Obummer repeals SS and medicare along with Obummercare and lower the tax rate on the rich to zero point.zero percent. Iffin not BOOM its blowed up, fuck you freeloaders what think you should get your moneez back after working your whole life,its Obummers fault he would not agree to this so live with it or die John Boehner Oct.17th 2013

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and they are both going down on different ends of the boat.

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for fuck sake. It would be completely pointless to explain how budgets work, wouldn't it ?

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Fuck Boehner. He has the integrity of used cat litter. He could make himself a hero if he called the Teabaggers to heel but he clearly doesn't not have the power or the will.

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Serious question: If (big if) Boehner can get an agreement on the debt limit, doesn't that still leave the messy, expensive problem of a government shutdown ? Also the fucking sequester is still in effect, what about that ?

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More like Groucho, do you think?

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Rabid, lobotimized howler monkeys: The challenge in pest control for American politics

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I'm sure they can keep parroting "Benghazi", for another three years.

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Profile in Courage or Profile in Derp. Decisions! Decisions!

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Yeah. Reports that reporters could "smell the booze on Republicans" was probably just Boehner with enough booze breath for everyone.

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...awwwww, I was kinda looking forward to a Somalia style society where we all get ride around like Mad Max!

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Economic Threat Level is ORANGE ... high risk of attack.

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I genuinely wonder WHY Boehner would even care about his Speakerkeit or whatever at this point. What has it gotten him except agita and bullshit? No one respects him, and his eventual lobbyist/speaking fees aren't increased by a longer tenure. Exactly what kind of privileges does the Speaker have that he would bother with this clusterfuckery. Let that little shit Cantor take the job! See how much he enjoys it!

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The economy has slowly been getting better and unemployment has been gradually going down with no help from the right. Call me a unicorn humper but just think if the wings nutz worked with the president. Lalalalalalalalalala what a wonderful world it would be lalalalalalalalala Derp.

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