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Except without the fun parts of either.

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While I do not twatter, those who do might want to start working #teapartydefault.

It has a nice beat.

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Fuck 'em. The problem is the other two-thirds, who are letting the inmates run the joint.

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According to the NYT, Congress has named 116 Post Offices in the last 4 years, fully 20% of all bills passed.

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Obama should promise not to publicly mention this whole fiasco until October of 2016. At this point, that would be a huge win for Boner and the GOPtards.

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I told you last week Boehner was lying that the only way he would stop a default was if Obammy agreed to repeal SS,medicare and Obammycare.Good thing I aint president I'd make them this offer Ok we scrap Obammycare as soon as every elected republican in this country stepdown and agrees to never run for office again.Consider it your legacy of saving the country from Obammycare or better yet the world from republican party.If you care so much this is the least you would do

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What the hell is wrong with you libtards? John has <i>people skills!</i>

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Band aids? The only thing that will relieve their pain is a <a href="http:\/\/img2.wfrcdn.com\/lf\/49\/hash\/6540\/5904905\/1\/Carex-Inflatable-Rubber-Invalid-Cushion.jpg" target="_blank">butt-hurt cushion.</a>

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It's sort of sadomasochism and masturbation combined.

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"He knows what my phone number is. All he has to do is call."

ҙ«Ò™Βͺ Color me all orange, baby Call me at the bar Color me all orange, Barack I know who you are Come up off your color chart I know where you're comin' from Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime Call me (call me) Mr. Prez You can call me any day or night Call me ...

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Obama should call their bluff and agree to Simpson Bowles and then let the backtracking begin.

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Can you get Stockholm Syndrome when you take <i>yourself</i> prisoner? Because that seems to be what happened to Boehner.

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By "chum," you mean fish guts, heads, blood, and other waste to attract sharks?

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“I told the president, there’s no way we’re going to pass one… the votes are not in the House to pass a clean debt limit.”

In other words, he lied to the President? More likely, of course, he's lying to the press, because Obama knows, just as well as this weepy orange shit-sack knows, that the votes are there; THAT'S WHY HE WON'T LET IT COME TO A VOTE.

Sheesh, what an asswipe.

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