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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Shhh....conservetard is just trying her hand at this thing we call "satire." And proving she has no clue what it is.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ah, yes, the "Nature vs. Nurture" question. Is he bad <i>because he became a Repub</i>, or did he become a Repub, <i>because he is bad</i>?

Quite a perplexing problem.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shit Man / Shit Fan 2012

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schmannity's avatar

Still smokes to be a cool kid

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PsycWench's avatar

He and David Vitter could form an exploratory "Diaper Caucas",

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

From a little publicized speech:

"Gosh, I can remember as a kid [voice cracks] my mother doing all those diapers. [voice cracks] She'd get up in the mornin' [voice cracks] and change diapers. Come afternoon, there she'd be, watchin' Days Of Our Lives and changin' diapers. [voice cracks] Dad would come home from work, and he'd get his diaper changed too. [sobs uncontrollably.]"

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Between all the "bad backs", ass pustules, and other assorted maladies afflicting conservative men between the ages of 18 and 25, it's a wonder U.S. Murka has any fighting force at all. Now with regards to teh gheys, those wouldn't be ass pustules, they'd be anal warts....MAYBE......and not a bad back among the whole lot.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

You just haven't discovered the concept of "bringin' the funny" have you?

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