John Boehner is becoming House speaker. It is time to learn who John Boehner is. John Boehner is a dull shell of a human. According to a new profile of the man, John Boehner, who has very sensitive tear ducts, seems to be very worried that he will be perceived as a child. "This is going to be probably the first really big adult moment," he said about his party having a majority in the new Congress. (It doesn't say whether his voice cracked when he uttered this.) John Boehner does not care about strategy, message, or public policy. He only cares about appearing the most adult person in the room. This makes him seem a bit insecure; perhaps this is an outlook better suited to a precocious child than a statesman. But it all makes sense when you find out that John Boehner has his very own diaper problem.
Ah, yes, the &quot;Nature vs. Nurture&quot; question. Is he bad <i>because he became a Repub</i>, or did he become a Repub, <i>because he is bad</i>?
&quot;Gosh, I can remember as a kid [voice cracks] my mother doing all those diapers. [voice cracks] She&#039;d get up in the mornin&#039; [voice cracks] and change diapers. Come afternoon, there she&#039;d be, watchin&#039; Days Of Our Lives and changin&#039; diapers. [voice cracks] Dad would come home from work, and he&#039;d get his diaper changed too. [sobs uncontrollably.]&quot;
Between all the &quot;bad backs&quot;, ass pustules, and other assorted maladies afflicting conservative men between the ages of 18 and 25, it&#039;s a wonder U.S. Murka has any fighting force at all. Now with regards to teh gheys, those wouldn&#039;t be ass pustules, they&#039;d be anal warts....MAYBE......and not a bad back among the whole lot.
Shhh....conservetard is just trying her hand at this thing we call &quot;satire.&quot; And proving she has no clue what it is.
Ah, yes, the &quot;Nature vs. Nurture&quot; question. Is he bad <i>because he became a Repub</i>, or did he become a Repub, <i>because he is bad</i>?
Quite a perplexing problem.
Shit Man / Shit Fan 2012
Still smokes to be a cool kid
He and David Vitter could form an exploratory &quot;Diaper Caucas&quot;,
From a little publicized speech:
&quot;Gosh, I can remember as a kid [voice cracks] my mother doing all those diapers. [voice cracks] She&#039;d get up in the mornin&#039; [voice cracks] and change diapers. Come afternoon, there she&#039;d be, watchin&#039; Days Of Our Lives and changin&#039; diapers. [voice cracks] Dad would come home from work, and he&#039;d get his diaper changed too. [sobs uncontrollably.]&quot;
Between all the &quot;bad backs&quot;, ass pustules, and other assorted maladies afflicting conservative men between the ages of 18 and 25, it&#039;s a wonder U.S. Murka has any fighting force at all. Now with regards to teh gheys, those wouldn&#039;t be ass pustules, they&#039;d be anal warts....MAYBE......and not a bad back among the whole lot.
You just haven&#039;t discovered the concept of &quot;bringin&#039; the funny&quot; have you?