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fuflans's avatar

not sure they're actually going to win the white house in 2016 though. so there's that.

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Rick Hill's avatar

No, it's conservatism that can't fail, only conservatives(fake ones)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

But is it heaven or "Lost Weekend" for the Tawny-Colored Funk?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I think I heard either David Brooks or EJ Dionne opine that Boehner fell on his sword in order to stymie another government shutdown crisis.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I doubt that he could have done anything about it. The nihilists in the GOP were hell-bent on launching a legislative suicide vest attack on the Congress no matter what he did. They didn't make John Boehner Speaker because they wanted him to lead them. They installed him in the job in order to have him wave shiny objects at the Democrats while they went about blowing up the Federal government.

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starfanglednut's avatar

He had a private meeting with Pope F., right? Is it possible the pope started talking about economic justice, climate change, etc, and Boehner had some kind of epiphany? Just asked himself what the fuck he was doing and decided to get the fuck out? Not likely, I know, but I did wonder.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

David Lee Roth?

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sillyclucker's avatar

He's resigning to become Kim Davis's #5.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Maybe he can go to that one where he helps remodel houses.

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Querolous's avatar

In other words he is a louche.

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Querolous's avatar

"19 Holes and Crying"

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Querolous's avatar

It's hard, but we try.

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blaid droog's avatar

That one would likely drive him to drink more.

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blaid droog's avatar

It's his party and he can cry if he wants to.

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blaid droog's avatar

I welcome our new batshit crazy overlord/s

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blaid droog's avatar

That would be glen beck.

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