Orange warrior John Boehner is vomiting bullets all over Capitol Hill today, because the small army of whiny Tea Party jackoffs in his caucus voted against a GOP-authored continuing resolution to fund the federal government for another seven weeks, even though Kim Jong Boehner told them to just shut up and pass the dumb thing. Ha ha, politically useless party mutiny is what DEMOCRATS DO. Except in this case, because it is Opposite Day apparently, the Democrats voted against the bill en masse over a provision to cut funding for communist green energy loans, and now John Boehner will be forced to suck up to the Democrats with a new bill that includes more spending than the original. Weird how everything in that last sentence sounds like Congress just broke the rule of gravity or something! So anyway, yeah, Boehner is
Holy shit! Taint debris?? I likey.
When was your last tetanus shot?
"Sharpening his knives"? Like polishing his bayonet?
Teabaggers won't listen and do whatever the hell they want to do without considering consequences? Who knew?
Am I the only one who wants to see another govnt showdown, but this time w/ the teabaggers against <i>everybody</i>?
Orange likes it roughy.
Writing the note yourself zgood that&#039;s what I always did.