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Is he talking about gag reflex

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"Brylcream, the lube more Republicans choose"

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It's like his penis, only bigger!

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DAMMIT!!! When am I going to learn to read the fine print at the bottom of those Canadian contracts?????

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I would say ferret-faced shitweasel, but that's James O'Keefe.

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If hedgehogs are so cute, why is this one staring at me? WHY???

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I'd rather we all be able to refer to both of them, and their party, as "Who?"

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Dickweed.

He's a dickweed.

(Thank you, SGM Edwards, one of my NCOs of yore, for introducing me to that term. He even did it with a jingle sometimes.)

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WOULD YOU PLEASE GO AWAY, TWATWAFFLE.

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“It’s becoming very disturbing to me that we can’t have good, polite conversation,” MacArthur said. “It all has to be at the throat.”Again with the throat with these people.

That being said, reap what you sow mother fuckers. You want a polite conversation? Where the hell have you been for the last 2 decades

Edit: Oh, and this was totally scripted so Cruz could get in a pissing match and up his polls, too.

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Wow! I just cannot believe the swearing in these comments that is directed towards Cruz. And Boehner. It is as if they are real assholes or something.

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Evan, I thought we were pro-fuckholes (consentual and of legal age only) around here. Was I confused?

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Half smart vicious petulance vector.

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I was told there would be no math

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Also, too, everybody hates Ted Cruz.

Correction: the House GOP loves Ted Cruz. They may be married to Boehner, but Cruz is their dream Ashley Madison hookup.

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No, some of them are home-grown

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