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lynchie's avatar

Is he talking about gag reflex

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

"Brylcream, the lube more Republicans choose"

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

It's like his penis, only bigger!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

DAMMIT!!! When am I going to learn to read the fine print at the bottom of those Canadian contracts?????

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jennofark's avatar

I would say ferret-faced shitweasel, but that's James O'Keefe.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

If hedgehogs are so cute, why is this one staring at me? WHY???

http://7-themes.com/data_im...

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I'd rather we all be able to refer to both of them, and their party, as "Who?"

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Dickweed.

He's a dickweed.

(Thank you, SGM Edwards, one of my NCOs of yore, for introducing me to that term. He even did it with a jingle sometimes.)

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

WOULD YOU PLEASE GO AWAY, TWATWAFFLE.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

“It’s becoming very disturbing to me that we can’t have good, polite conversation,” MacArthur said. “It all has to be at the throat.”Again with the throat with these people.

That being said, reap what you sow mother fuckers. You want a polite conversation? Where the hell have you been for the last 2 decades

Edit: Oh, and this was totally scripted so Cruz could get in a pissing match and up his polls, too.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Wow! I just cannot believe the swearing in these comments that is directed towards Cruz. And Boehner. It is as if they are real assholes or something.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Evan, I thought we were pro-fuckholes (consentual and of legal age only) around here. Was I confused?

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marxalot's avatar

Half smart vicious petulance vector.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I was told there would be no math

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Also, too, everybody hates Ted Cruz.

Correction: the House GOP loves Ted Cruz. They may be married to Boehner, but Cruz is their dream Ashley Madison hookup.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

No, some of them are home-grown

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