Well, that was fast! John Boehner has taken a close look at President Obama's minimum wage proposal and after less than 24 hours of careful deliberation, has decided that Poors are doing just fine, thanks, and also, we must pay Poors very little and this is the best way to help them.
Funny how Obama is the absolute worstest monster evah because he has poor relatives even though he himself is well off, yet when Bonehead mentions HIS poor relatives that's perfectly OK.
<b>Teacher:</b> OK, let&#039;s go over it <i>again</i>. /scribbles &quot;What creates jobs&quot; on blackboard/ Can anyone <i>ANYONE</i> answer this question for me? Anybody? Mr. Boehner? <i>MR. BOEHNER!?!</i> Pay attention man. Put <i>down</i> that paper airplane. <b>Boehner:</b> Ummm ... OH, I know, <i>tax cuts</i>! <b>Teacher:</b> <i>Tax cuts</i> Mr Boehner. You are telling me your answer is <i>tax cuts</i>? <b>Boehner:</b> Ummm ... yeah, tax cuts for the job creators. <b>Teacher:</b> Mr. Cantor, what do you think? Do you have a better answer? <b>Cantor:</b> Uhhh, no. What he said works for me. <b>Teacher:</b> Well of course it does, Mr Cantor. And allow me to thank you for that stunning display of originality. /shakes head and turns back to blackboard - writes DEMAND in large caps/ As it turns out, you are both painfully incorrect. It is in fact <i>DEMAND</i> that creates jobs. And <i>demand</i> can itself be generated by infusing cash to the middle and lower income strata. And that can be accomplished quite easily by increasing the minimum wage for those lucky enough to be presently employed. It is a painfully simple equation...
<i>&ldquo;When you raise the price of employment, guess what happens? You get less of it,&rdquo;</i>
Of course. The ultimate solution they&#039;re obviously going for is just to bring back slavery. Then we&#039;re sure to have 100% employment..
Cheap Chinese T-shirts and workers paid so little they&#039;re on welfare: the winning formula for WalMart, America&#039;s GREATEST EMPLOYER!
And Domino&#039;s at #20? What&#039;s up with that, Tom Monaghan? Maybe you need to finance some more bombings at the Abortionplex to draw in more customers
yes ma&#039;am
this.
this is so fabulous. thanks.
American Exceptionalism?
<i>&ldquo;When you raise the price of employment, guess what happens? You get less of it,&rdquo;</i>
I wondered why there were fewer CEOs these days. Rising pay has decimated their ranks.
Funny how Obama is the absolute worstest monster evah because he has poor relatives even though he himself is well off, yet when Bonehead mentions HIS poor relatives that&#039;s perfectly OK.
/sigh/
<b>Teacher:</b> OK, let&#039;s go over it <i>again</i>. /scribbles &quot;What creates jobs&quot; on blackboard/ Can anyone <i>ANYONE</i> answer this question for me? Anybody? Mr. Boehner? <i>MR. BOEHNER!?!</i> Pay attention man. Put <i>down</i> that paper airplane. <b>Boehner:</b> Ummm ... OH, I know, <i>tax cuts</i>! <b>Teacher:</b> <i>Tax cuts</i> Mr Boehner. You are telling me your answer is <i>tax cuts</i>? <b>Boehner:</b> Ummm ... yeah, tax cuts for the job creators. <b>Teacher:</b> Mr. Cantor, what do you think? Do you have a better answer? <b>Cantor:</b> Uhhh, no. What he said works for me. <b>Teacher:</b> Well of course it does, Mr Cantor. And allow me to thank you for that stunning display of originality. /shakes head and turns back to blackboard - writes DEMAND in large caps/ As it turns out, you are both painfully incorrect. It is in fact <i>DEMAND</i> that creates jobs. And <i>demand</i> can itself be generated by infusing cash to the middle and lower income strata. And that can be accomplished quite easily by increasing the minimum wage for those lucky enough to be presently employed. It is a painfully simple equation...
<i>&ldquo;When you raise the price of employment, guess what happens? You get less of it,&rdquo;</i>
Of course. The ultimate solution they&#039;re obviously going for is just to bring back slavery. Then we&#039;re sure to have 100% employment..
GOP to the POOR: we will also poke you with sharp objects - and you will thank us.
Cheap Chinese T-shirts and workers paid so little they&#039;re on welfare: the winning formula for WalMart, America&#039;s GREATEST EMPLOYER!
And Domino&#039;s at #20? What&#039;s up with that, Tom Monaghan? Maybe you need to finance some more bombings at the Abortionplex to draw in more customers
I still am trying to figure out how Editrix thought this guy was attractive.