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John Boehner admits that he voted for Donald Trump in 2020. Just in case you needed absolute verification that John Boehner is a useless POS, there it is. Trump spent the nine months leading up to the election playing golf, killing 200,000-300,000 American citizens, and attempting to cheat at the election, and John Boehner voted for him. He killed 100 times more Americans than Bin Laden ever could, and John Boehner voted for him. I hate John Boehner so much.

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He's still the same vile, lying, disgusting POS he always was. It's nice that he hates Turd Cruz, but it doesn't make him any better.

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It just puts him in a group where he has a lot of company.

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I think they all just wanna look like George Hamilton. At least his was real. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Is his skin “leathery”? I thought it was just that they left him in the oven a bit too long — or maybe that they forgot to keep rotating the spit and he got too done on the front side.

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Redemption is a long process — sort of a 12-step for recovering Rethugs. Step One is acknowledging that Rafael Cruz is a worthless waste of oxygen.

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No, the New Bronzed Age.

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Wait — John Boehner is white? I’ll bet he’s lucky if he doesn’t get pulled over for his air freshener.

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His what?And how do you know that?

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Contra-indicted? Isn’t that what happened to Ollie North?

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More like an off-mocha.

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Lay off the Trump Brand Face Tanning Spray, Boner.

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His tan. And I know it because he was a dedicated sun worshiper who made his own custom lotion to keep his skin supple, or so he said. No spray-tan gunk for him.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Ta, MM. My memory is long and good.

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Um, that doesn't LOOK like his real skin color. I'm just saying. 😟

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