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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The Eagle is going to get sore.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Pro-Life. Without life, there is no liberty. I am pro-life. No exceptions.</i>

OK, JD. Once elected, we eagerly await your Federal legislation banning the death penalty. Thanks.

bobbert's avatar

I will <i>never</i> pronounce it "Bayner", despite my modest German.

bobbert's avatar

Actually, he's such a fucking weasel, it might be amusing. As long as we hold the Senate.

bobbert's avatar

So, really, Becca. Winteregg wasn't good enough by itself?

EDIT: Also, I assure you, I will be making Boner jokes until either Boner or I is no more.

(Question for the grammarians: is that right? If not, what?)

Incoming Ham's avatar

Political ads: where the argle meets the bargle.

Painter of Goats's avatar

That's certainly taking patriotism to new heights.....

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I swear I think Boehner hires these people himself. They certainly do a fine job of making him look better by contrast.

PubOption's avatar

"Now is the Winteregg of our discontent..."