Hey, 2014 midterm people? Especially those of you who are Tea Party Republicans? What is your hard-on for the dick-joke-themed ads this election season? Sure, we make dick jokes, but we are vulgar and obscene and ain't nobody voting us into Congress, although they could
The Eagle is going to get sore.
<i>Pro-Life. Without life, there is no liberty. I am pro-life. No exceptions.</i>
OK, JD. Once elected, we eagerly await your Federal legislation banning the death penalty. Thanks.
I will <i>never</i> pronounce it &quot;Bayner&quot;, despite my modest German.
chicken_thief?
Actually, he&#039;s such a fucking weasel, it might be amusing. As long as we hold the Senate.
Too late, I fear.
No yolk.
So, really, Becca. Winteregg wasn&#039;t good enough by itself?
EDIT: Also, I assure you, I will be making Boner jokes until either Boner or I is no more.
(Question for the grammarians: is that right? If not, what?)
Political ads: where the argle meets the bargle.
Colonel Sanders?
That&#039;s certainly taking patriotism to new heights.....
I swear I think Boehner hires these people himself. They certainly do a fine job of making him look better by contrast.
&quot;Now is the Winteregg of our discontent...&quot;