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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

As Marcie Jones wrote, Trump's revenge tour is just getting started. James Comey, Letitia James, John Bolton, I've probably forgotten a couple, but now it's Adam Schiff too, and the putative charge is ... mortgage fraud, Adam Schiff, come on DOWNNNNN!

The man who faced multiple charges of mortgage and real estate fraud, and was convicted, is bringing phoney charges of real estate fraud against everybody who's ever crossed him - or at least the ones his deteriorating brain can remember.

We couldn't expect anything else from the crooked, vindictive little man who announced himself, publicly, that he believes in taking revenge and making himself feared.

Trump derangement syndrome, huh. It's not a sign of derangement to detest Donald Trump. He's hated because he is hateful. He's loathed because he is loathsome.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

yeah but at least the president isn't a woman who laughs, ok? that's the real important thing here

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

TBF, eventually it will get so gunked up under the bus that any future tossees will be safe. So might as well carry on as usual.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

He wants Bolton indicted, Jack Smith investigated, everybody who ever opposed him charged with whatever can be invented, while at the same time commuting Geoge Santos's sentence for fraud, giving soft treatment to child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and pardoning the insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol to overturn an honest, valid election.

(Look, if Donald Trump says an election was fraudulent and invalid, you know it was on the up-and-up, if Trump says someone is a terrific guy, you know he's a slimeball, and if Trump says any person is a traitor, you know he or she is more genuinely patriotic than Trump will ever remotely be.)

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werecat's avatar

Bolton is a major fuck.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I looked into my heart and found no sympathy for Bolton. See the field in which I grow my fucks? Alas, it is barren.

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RRJKR's avatar

Maybe Bolton is just one of those guys who pisses everybody off.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

At least his mustache does.

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Tango Charlie's avatar

First they came for Bolton, and I did not speak out—because fuck that guy...

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eddi-SABH's avatar

They are saying Bolton did just what Trump did, showed no respect for security and even took boxloads of stuff home.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘛𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩, 𝘉𝘰𝘭𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯-𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦.

Only so long as it’s somebody else’s regime, not ours.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Is a Bolton like a Strapon, but more permanent?

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Built-in French ticklers.

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Zyxomma's avatar

You win the internet today.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Aaaaand I have just read that the Justice Department (the Ministry of Truth which constantly tells lies, the Ministry of Love whose function is to inspire hate, the Justice Department which dot dot dot) is investigating Jack Smith, former special counsel, for professional misconduct. I can hear Trump fuming, "I don't want him investigated, I want him JAILED! Or EXECUTED for treason!"

His revenge tour is just getting started, all right.

May failure and humiliation attend its every step.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Failure and humiliation is guaranteed. We could have had competent and compassionate, but the Black lady may or may not have worked at McDonalds as a kid.

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Nemo's avatar

It's 1934

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boo radley's avatar

He liked regime change, he got regime change. Oh no, the leopards ate his face.

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fuflans's avatar

you needed so damn many more upfists for this comment.

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boo radley's avatar

to be clear, I do not support Bolton's arrest or Trump's revenge even on his own; he is an authoritarian and he does wrong things for wrong reasons. but I rather lack sympathy when Bolton could have been shouting about what Trump really is. But he saved it for his precious book, much good may it do him or us.

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Let me sum up's avatar

The worst part of this timeline may be the trace of empathy I feel for John Bolton.

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V900's avatar

Tbh, Bolton deserves the guilotine. But I’ll take a jail term and a trial that’ll ruin his “legacy”.

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