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Oh that is way too overgrown to be a cheesy pornstache. Maybe a pornstache on steroids, for people who like wooly caterpillar sex.

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Wait, what...?

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the only reason i'm moderately hopeful is bolton is a vindictive grudge-carrying SoB. can't imagine him letting trump get the last word.

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I hate with an oxy-acetylene blue flame of loathing to say it, but those rubber-spined poltroons will never vote to convict Trump under any circumstances. No matter what. Jesus of Nazareth could appear in the sky in luminous clouds and shout, "Okay, you bastards, quit this falsehood right now!" and they would all, every one, vote to acquit.

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No Republicans are gonna break ranks w/the White House. "Oh, wait Collins is concerned, Gardner's in a swing state, blah, blah." None of these weasels are gonna poke their heads up Not One. The GOP as it exists today needs to be burned to the ground.

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Almost totally OT, but that gif up top reminds me of the time I accidentally walked right into Buddy Ebsen outside the Shrine Auditorium in LA.

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There is no money in crossing Trump if you are a republican senator. Even if you live in a swing state, if you go against Trump you are certain to loose the roughly 80 percent of republicans who mindlessly support him. Exactly zero democrats will vote for whether you do the right thing or not, so all that is left is a handful of independents and a smattering of "honorable" republicans which when totaled up gets you an adjunct professorship at the university of Maine.

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People are saying it was John Baron.

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So? Do you honestly think Smooth John Roberts would ever do anything to hurt his masters? Do you think anybody presently in the GOP would choose country over party when it counts? Hell, Susan Collins is as close to a Principled Republican as there is any more, and she only play-acts at having a conscience. The rest don't even bother.

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Haven't heard that word in a while. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Let us hope!

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Hey, at least it's a good earworm...

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"Shithole countries." He said that out loud.

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Since they'd all be fake sounds from both of them, who cares?

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