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pirro will be in trouble when daddy takes her t-bird away.

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a 'stool' pigeon.

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'the cheaper the crook the gaudier the patter.' -- sam spade

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the dulles brothers, harry anslinger and j. edgar hoover.

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Granted but when you work in finance it is kind of expected you read it. Personally I have found other than their editorial page it isn't a terrible news source.

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i blame antifa.

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Seemed to work for Junior when Mueller was investigating things.

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John "Milkstache" Bolton refuses to just, go away...

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John Bolton's the walrus,coup, coup, to you...

... and Hugo Chavez is dead.

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It's like when I was in high school I planned to meet Carrie Fisher and she'd fall madly for me, possibly after asking "Aren't you a little pimply for a Stormtrooper?"

Funny, I had a not-dissimilar plan for myself and Natalie Portman back in college. Worked out about as well.

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So, a dick's joke.

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Best. Thing. I've. Read. Or. Will. Read. Today.

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I was going to go find this joke on Twitter and screencap it and list it here...I had kind of forgotten you yourself wrote it.

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"Our friend speaks very highly of you...I hear you plan coups.""Yes, I do, sir."

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The fact that it was a dumb coup PROVES that it was Trump who planned it.

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What difference does it make if we want to call it a coup? As far as I know, it’s not a word used or defined in the federal criminal law. The word “coup” is a big tent and after 1/6/21 it will have to expand to include tfg’s deadly buffoonery.

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