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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well... um... how to put this politely... You see, well...

It's all the dried cum. (Nevermind)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

To him, news reports about nuclear exchanges ARE porn.

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WA Bishop's avatar

They certainly are trying.

TAX CUTZ!!!1!!

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fuflans's avatar

remember when john bolton was our ambassador to the UN?

good times.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't believe We're on the eve Of Destruction...

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chascates's avatar

We could turn Iran into a giant parking lot and Bolton would insist Syria is the real danger and must be bombed immediately.

Note to America: Stop propping up Middle Eastern dictators and threatening to bomb their neighbors!

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