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jmhm's avatar

Oh, yay! I didn't know Tina Nguyen was hired at Vanity Fair. She was the good thing about a fairly bad food site a while ago. I'm glad she's going to be somewhere I can read her.

Napoleon Marsupial's avatar

He should be so lucky as to have Plastic Bertrand play for him.

BigBoppa - Yeah, that one's avatar

I had a confuse at first. I'm familiar with the chevreuil AKA roe deer that are found in forests in Europe. That's what I pictured when I read "chevrotain" but knew right away that the animal pictured wasn't the one I know.

FWIW, this is a chevreuil. They get to be about 25 - 30 inches tall.

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IOnlyLikeCats's avatar

The animal is strange and confuses me and yet I want it as a pet. I'm sure some of the wonkers are musical, maybe they could call KaC, demand being made an ambassador to Sweden or Norway as part of the payment (the rest being cash, of course) and then escape the worst of whatever happens here.

Jennifer R's avatar

Maybe alex jones is fearing law suits over the pizza thing?

Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

"Presumably, Trump’s Great America tastes like an M.S.G.-flavored kitchen sponge lodged between two other sponges."

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I think he's still in New York, picking his cabinet.

Bill Slider's avatar

The Lovely Lennon Sisters might be available, assuming they are still living, for the Coronation of His Majesty of Orange.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

The US embassy in Wellington is a grey concrete bunker with anti-tank bollards outside. I've protested there many a time and been roughed up by the cops. You become Trumpy's ambassador, you join the forces of evil.

Naytch's avatar

I think we all just want to live in Hobbiton and pretend Sauron and his Ring Wraiths aren't really winning.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Caption: "Who let the dogs of war out? Who? Who?"

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

I always figured he'd ask Sean Hannity.

Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Imagine the horror if CPP had a basement, maybe with a few employees doing whatever they do there, and alt-right nutso got in there with his gun. Shoot first, ya know.