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Doug Langley's avatar

Wow! Good thing that's not illegal or Comey could be in real trouble.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Donnie's not that smart. He's just selecting people he's seen on the news. And they say nice things about him.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

“It’s not at all clear to me...that this...was not a false flag operation”

It makes more sense to remove his extra words like that, and it still doesn't make any fucking sense.

Something something you can't prove a double negative, or something.

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Suse 🕊️'s avatar

Kitteh ballet!

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Historicat's avatar

"The only difference this time is I'll have two college degrees."

Fine, you can run the fry machine.

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Suse 🕊️'s avatar

lmao!

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SterWonk's avatar

John fucking Bolton is going to talk about politicized intelligence? REALLY!?!!! The Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs during the run-up to Iraq war? The one where no WMDs were found? He is going to talk about politicized intelligence?!?!!!

<head asplode>

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Historicat's avatar

Add in a dash or twenty of petty revenge and I think you nailed it.

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unhipcat's avatar

here's what i don't quite yet understand:

Obama likes Hillary.Obama does not like trump.Obama campaigns for Hillary, says she'd be a good president.Obama does not campaign for trump, says he'd be a bad president.Simultaneously, Obama hacks DNC computers for information detrimental to Clinton.Obama provides hacked information to wikileaks.Hillary support tumbles.Trump wins election.Obama blames russia for trump winning election.Bolton figures this out.

Is that pretty much what he's saying? it doesn't seem to add up. Am i missing something?

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RickyG's avatar

I think you have gotten it. And now you should probably go to your doctor to get rid of it asap.

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tinker12's avatar

Bolton's moustache alone is proof that he makes terrible decisions.

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DahBoner's avatar

Check under the floorboards.https://image.spreadshirtme...

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

Hit yourself in head after downing 10 shots of extra-powerful NyQuil. Then you'll see how OBUMMER DID THIS.

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Stulexington's avatar

Well, he is the expert ...

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