John Culberson Explains Nothing -- But With Water Bottles!

Here's one of our great guiding angels from the Texas congressional delegation, John Culberson, the oppressed Iranian twitterer. He would like to show you his Science Project. 

He is pouring a bunch of water between three different water bottles to demonstrate -- rather,prove-- that the federal government is now the only remaining entity in the entire world, and neither states nor humans even exist anymore.

Playing with water is John Culberson's favorite thing to do, all the time. He did it for some children at the Heritage Foundation in 2009. Everyone had a great time! But no one escaped alive, because of the federal government.

[ Media Matters ]