You guys, extra-sad news! John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, who as far as we knew six days ago were America's number one committed couple , are now totally broken up. Well, they're still a family, because when you knock up your crazy new age-y campaign videographer and/or are knocked up by a married sleazeball presidential candidate, and then have a baby, you are basically linked for life, but "as of the end of last week, John Edwards and I are no longer a couple," Rielle
do. not. villify. the. trepanned. one.
who?
My wife worked as a medical transcriptionist, and some plastic surgeons call that a "witches' chin."
I always thought that would sound terrible being read aloud in court in a malpractice case.
Worse than working for Mark Foley?
A barracuda in the rack.
Romeo and Juliet. John and Rielle. The course of true love never did run smooth.
Friends With Benefits. The most desirable relationship status in all of human history.