John Edwards Twice as Gay as Bill Clinton
John "Lonesome Rhodes" Edwards may be lagging behind Obama and Clinton in dollars and poll numbers, but he's miles ahead -- instyle!
The AP reports today, purely as fodder for us, that Edwards' campaign committee has picked up the bill for a couple of John's haircuts, two of which clocked in at an impressive $400 per.
Fans of specious political legends will be pleased to note that the AP repeats the tale of Bill Clinton's $200 dollar 1993 haircut. This news means that Edwards will betwiceas great a president as Bill.
Also, gay gay gay.
Edwards' Haircuts Cost a Pretty Penny [AP via NYT]