John Gibson, Master Parodist
Fox News has been getting into the humor business with a made-up persona who writes parodies of Fox broadcasts. So utterly hilarious, so postmodern! His name: John Gibson, and it's spot on irony:
Who do they think is going to spread democracy around the world if not the U.S.? Nobody in Europe, that's for sure. Ask the Iraqis if they were happy the Euros were so cozy with Saddam.
Oh jeez, I'm sounding like a broken record. You know all that stuff already. They're dopes and nobody even bothers denying it anymore.
So funny! Hey, maybe this is written by the same person who writes Tina Brown's columns!—C.S.
Dumb and Dumber [Fox News]