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The Lord: I keep telling you assholes to leave me out of it. Plus? I'm voting for Bernie.

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Carly had a brain. Just no skills or morals.

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Whatever that was.

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Thanks for posting this.

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What definitely wasn't entertaining as hell was Kasich's quitter speech. Paint drying on a wall remarked, "Ha, ha, now that guy is boring."

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Astride a prancing horse.

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So Kennywood is open?

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Those things he used to do involved fucking over Ohioans who were silly enough to elect him governor. Which works for me here in California, but perhaps Ohioans may want to rethink a few things.

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This cuts both ways. For example, GOP non-viability guarantees that Barbara Boxer is replaced by a Democrat. However, it also means Kamala Harris has to campaign against GOP voters picking Sanchez as the more conservative of the two in the general election.

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I think McClintock being pushed out is very unlikely, isn't his district mostly Sierra foothills rather than Central Valley? But we could certainly hope for Denham. Valadao...needs a real Democratic opponent, from what I understand.

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I forgot about John Kasich all together. He is the forgettable type.

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Luckily I bought a bunch of Truck Fump stickers

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Well said, CJ!

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lol, I remember the crushing wake up call of having voted against Reagan- twice, and not getting my pony neither time. I was too young to vote in 68 but I remember the riots and the teargas and the heads getting split open. Those poor widdle special snowflakes have no IDEA what real political struggle is

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They'll find a way; they always do.

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Still didn't go far enough. Rejected Obamacare, just like every other GOP stooge. #KasichIsNotAModerate

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