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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

The Lord: I keep telling you assholes to leave me out of it. Plus? I'm voting for Bernie.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Carly had a brain. Just no skills or morals.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Whatever that was.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Thanks for posting this.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

What definitely wasn't entertaining as hell was Kasich's quitter speech. Paint drying on a wall remarked, "Ha, ha, now that guy is boring."

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Astride a prancing horse.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So Kennywood is open?

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Those things he used to do involved fucking over Ohioans who were silly enough to elect him governor. Which works for me here in California, but perhaps Ohioans may want to rethink a few things.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

This cuts both ways. For example, GOP non-viability guarantees that Barbara Boxer is replaced by a Democrat. However, it also means Kamala Harris has to campaign against GOP voters picking Sanchez as the more conservative of the two in the general election.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

I think McClintock being pushed out is very unlikely, isn't his district mostly Sierra foothills rather than Central Valley? But we could certainly hope for Denham. Valadao...needs a real Democratic opponent, from what I understand.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

I forgot about John Kasich all together. He is the forgettable type.

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RogationDays's avatar

Luckily I bought a bunch of Truck Fump stickers

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Well said, CJ!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

lol, I remember the crushing wake up call of having voted against Reagan- twice, and not getting my pony neither time. I was too young to vote in 68 but I remember the riots and the teargas and the heads getting split open. Those poor widdle special snowflakes have no IDEA what real political struggle is

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Peter Witting's avatar

They'll find a way; they always do.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Still didn't go far enough. Rejected Obamacare, just like every other GOP stooge. #KasichIsNotAModerate

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