John McCain went on the Senate floor to deliver a heartfelt eulogy today about Russ Feingold, his dear campaign-finance-reform life-partner, even though Feingold is still alive, geez. But it turned out to be a moment of striking clarity, because John McCain may have finally admitted he is a two-bit shell of a leader who has no business having books about political courage ghost-written under his name. "We don’t often hear anymore about members of Congress who distinguish themselves by having the courage of their convictions; who risk their personal interests for what they believe is in the public interest," said McCain. "I confess I have always felt he was my superior in that cardinal virtue." Umm!
Sounds like a road trip on the Straightdick Express is in the works.
7 hours later i was going to post: fuck. you. john. mccain.
thanks for doing it in a timely fashion.
is this fair to snookie???
If you love him so much, why doncha marry him? Can't you spring for a weekend in Massachusetts?
Pops, Russ was your superior in SO many virtues it's not even funny.
McCain will most likely be first to lay claim to Feingold’s paper clip collection and stapler.
"I will miss seeing him every day...but then he lost to a Republican so I think I'll get over it sooner than later" Fixed.
Jeez John, It’s not like they’re sending Russ off to the death panels...right?