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hey! don't be blowing up our hippie crystals

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<i>“They’re not going to impeach the president,” said McCain. “They’re not that crazy.”</i>

Surprising McGrumpy finished <i>second</i> to last in his graduating class. How could anyone be more stupider than him?

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they're still busy fucking that poor chicken into a liquified state

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SAVE THE VORTEX!1!

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Wait. He crashed into the <i>Maine</i>, too?

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"Senator John McCain (R-AZ) says President Obama should bomb Syria before Congress says otherwise and that he should ignore any talk of impeachment for doing so. “They’re not going to impeach the president,” said McCain. “They’re not that crazy.”

Wrong, wrong, wrong. And wrong. Walnuts goes 0-fer-4.

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What this country really needs is a War on Stupidity. It will make the War on Cancer look like a cakewalk.

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Gotta have the video to go with it: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-WAhdvygpE">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Sheesh. The things that man will do to get a boner.

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Here is a handy little collection of the 13 countries McCain wants to bomb: <a href="http://www.classwarfareexis..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.classwarfareexists.com/the-thirteen-co...">http://www.classwarfareexis...

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=dD9A8x_xn5g" target="_blank">War hawks gon' hawk</a>

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Gee McWalnuts, after your stellar performance with The Patriot Act, the war in the Middle East, your support of the NSA to spy on every American and now bombing Syria, why don't you go all in and just fucking rescind Posse Comitatus. All you and your butt buddy Lyndsey Ham Biscuit want is to provide complete military control of all Americans.

Kindly shut the fuck up and do something fun, like duck hunting with Dick Cheney.

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short answer- IOKIYAR

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not even that- half of them would pick Chick-fil-A

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