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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

better clear that with Manuel

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The only chance the Dems have is if Hitlery causes decent turnout and if the GOP wingnuts run a third party challenge against the RINO

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

McCain is way down on the list of politicians who embarrass AZ, believe it or not

jaz h's avatar

i'll vote for satan, (unless he's been primaried by the next young republican) he's at least true to himself!

dimplasm's avatar

Wonkette, you naughty sauce, that GIF of him is hot.

elviouslyqueer's avatar

And boom, "Peggy Noonan's Clit" is now the name of my Pussy Riot tribute band.

Scott1960's avatar

"And finally, one last possibility: Senator Bristol Palin."Why settle for an even cheaper knock-off? It's not like Sarah is 'working' more than 10-15 minutes a week on her hard-hitting, insightful video channel...

Amy!'s avatar

And doesn't Sarah have a residence in Arizona?

I'd prolly spend the whole primary campaign season laughing myself sick if McCain were to be primaried by a tea-party-backed Sarah.

FDRliberal's avatar

I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth looking at that animated GIF of Pappy McCain.

http://new1.fjcdn.com/comme...

chascates's avatar

It may be about time to consider moving to South America.

Lot_49's avatar

A Croesus-rich beer-baroness wife doesn't hurt his chances either.

But truth to tell he's long past the point of having to finance his own campaigns. Lockheed Martin and Boeing probably just ACH the money into his PAC every few hours.

Lot_49's avatar

One time when he wasn't going to be allowed to play at a particular private golf course, Barry said, "I'm only half-Jewish. Couldn't I just play nine holes?"

yourlizardoverlord's avatar

When I was a young lizard in the navy John McCain was the c.o. of my squadron va-174. While experiences may vary, I came to realize that Mchale's navy and sgt. Bilco were sanitized documentaries.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I know, the horror of a tax and spender who actually pays for things...sheriff choade like any good wingnut just puts it on the credit card so they can blame it on Democrats later*.

*its been the GOP platform since 1980.