John McCain Hates The Pentagon And The Joint Chiefs And The Chain Of Command And The Gays &c.

The funniest part is that he thinks he needs more than three minutes of speaking time. Most people can clock in even a significantly belabored "HEHNGNN?" in under two seconds. (Also, sometimes laws are passed that set a policy and then grant the relevant department/agency a certain amount of time to implement them, after which they "go into effect.") [ Think Progress/Wonk Room ]