John McCain: 'I Will Veto Every Single Beer'

John McCain is now trying to court the Women's Christian Temperance Union from Hillary Clinton's stable -- even though she was a lush -- by nixing every Beer Bill that comes his way. Here's what he said at his "small business" (major corporate) address today: "I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks." It's funny because he won't do either of those things. Liberal. Oh and he also made a joke about how he crashes expensive military planes: "In speaking about his proposal for joint town hall meetings with Obama, McCain said -- following the prepared remarks -- that he would like to travel with his rival by air. Then, going off script, the famously-downed navy pilot said, 'I promise not to try to fly.'" Ha ha, because he might accidentally firebomb innocent families! [ First Read ]