John McCain Is Everywhere At The Same Time On Monday
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The RNC bought John McCain a $150,000 traveling machine that will warp the time-space continuum and create wee worm holes for the action hero to use in his quest to visit all 50 states simultaneously on Monday. His schedule includes stops in Florida, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Indiana, New Mexico, Nevada, and Arizona. That will conclude the "feats of intergalactic stamina" portion of the presidential contest, and then it's on to the "how many jars of
John McCain Is Everywhere At The Same Time On Monday
John McCain Is Everywhere At The Same Time On…
John McCain Is Everywhere At The Same Time On Monday
The RNC bought John McCain a $150,000 traveling machine that will warp the time-space continuum and create wee worm holes for the action hero to use in his quest to visit all 50 states simultaneously on Monday. His schedule includes stops in Florida, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Indiana, New Mexico, Nevada, and Arizona. That will conclude the "feats of intergalactic stamina" portion of the presidential contest, and then it's on to the "how many jars of