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The evidence can be arranged around the policy, if necessary.

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Actually, for AZ residents this is considered good news. Not only did he manage to stay awake the whole time and not drool down the front of his shirt, he even managed to figure out how his phone works. Remember, this is the guy who had to be shown how to work his email. So we're gonna chalk this one up as 'making progress"

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Queen of Diamonds that Bounce Around The Room.

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"McCain's game was craps"

It Depends.

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Copypasta of my comment from last night's weiner thread:

And then he sent out a response tweet basically saying "Well, shit, it was 3+ hours of hearing".

Hey, McWad, this morning I spent three hours in a Board meeting of our local community services district, and, remarkably, nobody was playing games on their phone. Because we take our low-level, local, representative positions seriously, you pusillanimous, entitled piece of fuck.

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The only thing he's good at is being born the scion of admirals, crashing planes, marrying rich cunts, and going on Sunday morning shows.

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Al Zhaimer is my new drag king name.

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"Every Time Two Fools Collide"

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Today's free advice ("Worth What You Pay For It!") for Kenny Rogers (& Bull O'Really?): You got to know when to phone 'em.

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Whore Diamonds?

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No, no, no. He's good at flying planes, just not landing them, taking off, or not getting shot down. Other than that, he's an ace.

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Funny. When I think of Kenny Rogers' songs that remind me of John McCain, I always come up with <em>Coward of the County</em> before <em>The Gambler</em>...

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Can we get Kerry to <i>Krieg</i>splain a few more times whether the now-vetoed-by-WALNUTS resolution does or does not enable "boots on the ground," or <i>huaraches</i> on the sand? Because his last <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/politics\/archive\/2013\/09\/american-boots-on-the-ground-in-syria-john-kerrys-facepalm-moment\/279312\/" target="_blank">explanation </a>of it was awesome!

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Or putting his feet on the same sacred desk Ronald Reagan used to sell missiles to terrorists in Iran.

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If I were to get caught playing poker at work I’d be fired. Wonkette commenting on the other hand...

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Is <em>that</em> why the King of Hearts is commonly depicted stabbing himself in the head with a sword?

That makes sense to me now...

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