Sen. John McCain would just like to reassure strippers across this great nation that they have nothing to fear from the bill he's supporting that would phase out $1 billsand replace them with dollar coins, because maybe instead of getting pelted with coins, they'll still get bills, just in larger denominations, so yay strippers, and empowerment. Strippers getting more money counts as empowerment, right?
Somehow I don’t think many people would find a stripper wearing a coin changer very sexy unless, of course, you’re Mitt Romney or Scrooge McDuck.
Related story of McCain&#039;s relation: <b>&ldquo;Raising McCain,&rdquo; a genre-bending docu-talk series starring and executive produced by the complex and accomplished Meghan McCain</b> will premiere September 14 on Pivot, the new millennials-centric cable network from Participant Media, the company said Wednesday.
<blockquote>McCain responded without missing a beat, </blockquote>
1.) Horse-puckey. 2.) Or was there some actual research done by a Senate staffer?
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honey money
Fisting without condoms on all your fingers should be called &quot;Bare-Becking&quot;
Wonket doesn&#039;t allow coinments.
Wait, doesn&#039;t &quot;stripper empowerment&quot; somehow involve ping pong balls?
And rapid pizza delivery.
THIS is why I read Wonkette.
SO IS YOUR FACE!!!
Canada: the smallest bill is $5 AND no pennies AND the metric system!
PS, universal single-payer healthcare.
Somehow I don&rsquo;t think many people would find a stripper wearing a coin changer very sexy unless, of course, you&rsquo;re Mitt Romney or Scrooge McDuck.
Do they make fur-lined coin changers?
I wouldn&#039;t know and I plan on staying ignorant.
Sacagawea libel!
Related story of McCain&#039;s relation: <b>&ldquo;Raising McCain,&rdquo; a genre-bending docu-talk series starring and executive produced by the complex and accomplished Meghan McCain</b> will premiere September 14 on Pivot, the new millennials-centric cable network from Participant Media, the company said Wednesday.
But with coins you can make it hail.
Whose face would they gonna put on the new $1 coin? This could be interesting.