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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>McCain responded without missing a beat, </blockquote>

1.) Horse-puckey. 2.) Or was there some actual research done by a Senate staffer?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Fisting without condoms on all your fingers should be called "Bare-Becking"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wonket doesn't allow coinments.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wait, doesn't "stripper empowerment" somehow involve ping pong balls?

bobbert's avatar

And rapid pizza delivery.

bobbert's avatar

THIS is why I read Wonkette.

WA Bishop's avatar

Canada: the smallest bill is $5 AND no pennies AND the metric system!

PS, universal single-payer healthcare.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Somehow I don’t think many people would find a stripper wearing a coin changer very sexy unless, of course, you’re Mitt Romney or Scrooge McDuck.

Do they make fur-lined coin changers?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I wouldn't know and I plan on staying ignorant.

chascates's avatar

Related story of McCain's relation: <b>“Raising McCain,” a genre-bending docu-talk series starring and executive produced by the complex and accomplished Meghan McCain</b> will premiere September 14 on Pivot, the new millennials-centric cable network from Participant Media, the company said Wednesday.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

But with coins you can make it hail.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Whose face would they gonna put on the new $1 coin? This could be interesting.