John McCain Promises To Keep Supreme Court Crippled Until President Palin Elected In 2020

 
 HI IT'S ME PREZNIT SARAH! BRINGIN YOU A TACO BELL SUPREME! Oh, a court? SUPREME COURT!

Hey, remember when Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia woke up dead from the pillow Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama took turns stuffing over his face? And remember how all of a sudden the Republican-held Senate was like NEW RULE! BLACK PRESIDENTS ONLY GET TO NOMINATE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES IN THE FIRST SEVEN-EIGHTHS OF THEIR TERM?

Yeah, it was a Seven-Eighths Compromise. See, black people? PROGRESS!

Well, we have all been having a good laugh about how President Hillary Clinton will rescind Barack Obama's nomination of Judge Merrick Garland and nominate Barack Obama to the Supreme Court instead! Oh, wouldn't that just chap their little Republican baby bottoms fierce!

Luckily, Senator John McCain has come to the rescue, sexplaining that not only do black presidents only get a seven year term instead of eight, but since the Founders didn't want women represented at all, a lady president can nominate NO Supreme Court justices!

Take it away, John McCain! 

"I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up," McCain said. "I promise you. This is where we need the majority and Pat Toomey is probably as articulate and effective on the floor of the Senate as anyone I have encountered."

You'd be united against ANY nominee, John McCain? What if the nominee were JOHN MCCAIN?

(Dear Hillary Clinton, please do not nominate to the Supreme Court John McCain.)

So there you have it. The Supreme Court is already crippled by its inability to decide any cases due to its four-four ideological tie. And John McCain is perfectly happy to let EVERYONE ON IT DIE without any replacement! Not even Keifer Sutherland on that show, about everyone in the government dying except Keifer Sutherland! Because John McCain has not done enough to the nation already. 

John McCain: Straight Talk Maverick, maverickin' it up with his straight talk, puttin' country ahead of party except maybe just this once, because he is a dick.

[ CNN ]