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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Those damn removal engineers working on the Snake and Columbia Rivers need to get themselves down to Arizona, pronto.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Time travel, as always, presents a paradox: the money is still in his bank account.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm guessing the nametags will be missing, for once.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>Look for an announcement of Mitt's suicide on the evening news. </i>

How sad. All those dollars will be lost. Like tears in the rain.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so which VP candidate was a better choice than Mittens?

Why, all of them Katie

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

There's a fair amount of self-selection going on ... you need to be a bit deranged to want to take him on in the first place.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

True! It's like it's made from manna, sugar, and angel's tears.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

KEEP WALKIN ASSHOLE. KEEP WALKIN

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bobbert's avatar

"damning with faint damning"

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bobbert's avatar

White shirts and ties. No jackets, usually.

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jqheywood's avatar

I think he did.

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jqheywood's avatar

You're not doing it right... Scotch, meet Monitor. Monitor, Scotch.

You're welcome.

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SullivanSt's avatar

McCain felt that having Mittens as his VP would have been a less mutually beneficial arrangement.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I like how making it more offensive gets it past the censorbot.

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bobbert's avatar

Sorry, but "she's honest" strikes me as a category error.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Also, number of years to obtain undergraduate degree, and number of higher degrees obtained.

Prestige of institutions attended isn't a fair measure of course, when your Daddy is a sitting governor, and you've been to Cranbrook, you're going to get in anywhere regardless of intellectual capacity. But, of course, a total "boo" to affirmative action!

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