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Those damn removal engineers working on the Snake and Columbia Rivers need to get themselves down to Arizona, pronto.

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Time travel, as always, presents a paradox: the money is still in his bank account.

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<i>Look for an announcement of Mitt's suicide on the evening news. </i>

How sad. All those dollars will be lost. Like tears in the rain.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so which VP candidate was a better choice than Mittens?

Why, all of them Katie

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There's a fair amount of self-selection going on ... you need to be a bit deranged to want to take him on in the first place.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

True! It's like it's made from manna, sugar, and angel's tears.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

KEEP WALKIN ASSHOLE. KEEP WALKIN

bobbert's avatar

"damning with faint damning"

bobbert's avatar

White shirts and ties. No jackets, usually.

jqheywood's avatar

You're not doing it right... Scotch, meet Monitor. Monitor, Scotch.

You're welcome.

SullivanSt's avatar

McCain felt that having Mittens as his VP would have been a less mutually beneficial arrangement.

SullivanSt's avatar

I like how making it more offensive gets it past the censorbot.

bobbert's avatar

Sorry, but "she's honest" strikes me as a category error.

SullivanSt's avatar

Also, number of years to obtain undergraduate degree, and number of higher degrees obtained.

Prestige of institutions attended isn't a fair measure of course, when your Daddy is a sitting governor, and you've been to Cranbrook, you're going to get in anywhere regardless of intellectual capacity. But, of course, a total "boo" to affirmative action!