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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They didn't design and build the Large Hadron Collider. Annnnd... that's all I have.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's going to market his own brand of tea, just like Limburger. It will be aged, bitter, and hard to keep down. His wife suggested "Hurl Grey".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That sounds really familiar. How do you say Kristallnacht in Spanish?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You mean, "my lebensraum".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Well, it's that, or bells and gunshots.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Great - now we have alien thunderstorms sneaking across the border. We're gonna have to made the fucking wall 40,000 feet tall.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In AZ, all Mexicans, and people who look like them, are Persons of Interest.

fuflans's avatar

this is fantastic - and with jiffy pop.

PsycWench's avatar

Is there a chance he will "accidentally" Twitter a picture of himself in his underwear? Because I don't have the Twitter and this would confirm the wisdom of that choice.

PsycWench's avatar

I think it's the lack of prayer in school.

Fartknocker's avatar

Can Joan of Wasilla see the fire from her new bungalow in North Snotsdale?

Fartknocker's avatar

Well stated Barb. And welcome back...

MissusBarry's avatar

"...how will you fix these insane wildfires?"

Um, water? I'm not up on advanced wildfire fighting techniques, but I'm pretty sure one method of dealing with fires is water.

Also, if I was trying to stealthily cross the Arizona desert, I probably wouldn't be lighting fires. Something about visibility, giving away my location? Regardless of whether for heat or "sending signals". To the Batcave?