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No kidding. Flipper gets a few beers in him and he turns into a total asshole.

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More sugar in your tea?

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YOLO? You Obviously Love Owls?

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McCain isn't elderly...he's one of the living dead so slap away.

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Dammit, I can't believe I'm typing this, but the inner nerd who saw A New Hope over 20 times in the theatres can't resist... it's TK4<b>2</b>9. I've got that guy's voice in my head now, running the line on a loop.

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Very nice! I just commented about that STOOOOPID word yesterday!

Sigh... showed it to my husband, who is the one who hooked me on BSG, and he didn't even crack a smile. For frack's sake.

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What's your operating number?

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“De-eroticizing universities” sounds like something the fundie fuckwits would be screaming <i>for</i>, not against. Even accepting that they're immune from cognitive dissonance (for lack of cognition), how did they get their asses spun 180° on this topic?

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Sounds like a Republican. You got a problem with that?

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Why are you asking me this??? You already know the answer!

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Yeah, that's it.

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Indeed. She'll never have to worry about masturbating ever again.

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Walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

Because then you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes,

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Oh, they continue to reach out to grope women, don't worry.

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Just spitballing here.

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Now, THAT was “unwelcome conduct of a sexual nature”.

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