The flaming gas-soaked tennis ball jammed up his rectum? Jon Stewart! No wait, that was electrified alligator clips on his bean-bag. The tennis ball was either <i>Larry King Live</i> or <i>Rick Steves&#039; Europe.</i>
If you hadn&#039;t shoved your remote so far up your ass, you wouldn&#039;t have to try to reach the mute button through your dickhole, you fucking idiot.
And yet the hicks do watch and listen...
There are limits to what a British accent can accomplish.
Dok Zoom&#039;s face does look like an emu.
Probably trying to justify the hot glass tube he&#039;d shoved up his dickhole.
The flaming gas-soaked tennis ball jammed up his rectum? Jon Stewart! No wait, that was electrified alligator clips on his bean-bag. The tennis ball was either <i>Larry King Live</i> or <i>Rick Steves&#039; Europe.</i>
If you hadn&#039;t shoved your remote so far up your ass, you wouldn&#039;t have to try to reach the mute button through your dickhole, you fucking idiot.
GLASSPUSHER?!! NOOOOO
Is our hicks learning?
Sour grapes.
Come now, I&#039;ve met plenty of English Stupids. Check out a meeting of Parliament sometime.