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SullivanSt's avatar

Fetcher la vache!

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tl;dw

But saving it for lunchtime.

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BTW, if you could ever have a more perfect poster child the point that it's expensive to be poor than the payday loan industry, I think I probably don't want to know, I've already spent far too much time in hospital this year.

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I'll go see if I can find a tumbrel or two.

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Cheaper to go to the Heart Attack Grill, then you only have to pay <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2014\/08\/10\/heart-attack-grill-killed-2-people-but-owner-says-business-is-good\/" target="_blank">funeral expenses</a>.

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Or, as Sarah points out, a worse option than donating extra blood to pay for your health care.

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Oh good, I can pick up some more of those while I'm there, then.

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The legislative whackamole really just points out how sometimes socialism is so much more effective at protecting the people - have the Government offer loans at oh, say, 25%, and the entire industry would vanish overnight.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Oh, gawd, honey, you might want to get yourself checked out. You're channeling Caribou boo!!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I think he's secretly British. And she's maybe not a Baptist? Just sayin'.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Or maybe a 90% tax on their incomes?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

She was a busy girl last night!

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