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Boy, do I ever feel foolish! I've been saying dumb shit for years, but up until now I've just been giving it away for free. Thanks, John, for showing the way to monetization!

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Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man

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"working the cones"

worst innuendo ever...

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Off I go...

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zippy: Yes, hence the star's first name. bobbert: Affirmative, thus the last name.

tessiee: I can't even

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That's a very good point. As it happens, I was attempting to refer to Jerry Rivers. I should read more carefully.

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Twenty-some years ago, I had a Craftsman vise-grip that broke. Maybe I broke it? I took it to a Sears in a different state from the one in which I had bought it, without a receipt. They gave me a new vise-grip.

I don't think this happens any more.

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And it had to reach 99% range.

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All too commonly, sadly enough.

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Emphasis on nut.

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No surprise - Black dude + While woman = rage.

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mentioning the crushing legacy of racial discrimination = racism

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And all of the power, which they use to oppress the rich.

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Emo porn star Dreary Screams?

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Emo porn star? How does that work? Does everybody dress in black, wear too much eyeliner, dye their hair pink or blue, then manage to not get laid and sit around and mope about how life sucks?

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What took so long? They had to quit sucking on corporate teat long enough to look up and notice that income inequality existed

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