Who got all the Pulitzer Prizes for Investigative Reporting before John Stossel came along to show us all how it is done? Did they even have Pulitzers back then, and if so, why did they bother? Here, Stossel, in the greatest undercover gig of all time -- like Serpico times
Good old porn 'stache! Price gouging is good for the consumer. The minimum wage hurts low-income workers. Toxic sludge is good for you. Up is down.
The words that come out when the ass-hand operates the jaws are the same, so the viewers can deal with the fact it's a different puppet today.
I don't know about his 'stache, but similar desires are stirred in me any time I see his face, which is thankfully much rarer now he's safely hidden away on FNC.
Always. He just used to have assignments where it didn't shine through so brightly, because Baba Wawa isn't an irredeemably awful person like Roger Ailes is.
I&#039;m curious. Knowing that Faux Noose viewers are extremely adverse to change, how do you suppose they react when these FN &quot;personalities&quot; are shuffled around as much as they are? Do they notice? I mean, it&#039;s kinda like a buffet style gig, &quot;Yeah, OK. Dark-haired white dude, check; blond white chick, check; blondish white dude - what? Crapsticks. <i>Well</i>, who we got ready backstage? <i>Nobody?</i> [looks around] <i>Yo</i>, you, <i> yes, YOU</i>, little balding dude. Yer up. Left side of the couch. Sit yor ass down <i>there</i>. Good. Quiet on set ... &quot;
Do you think the wingtards even notice? Or do they just need the right body count to feel comfortable with it all?
Let&#039;s stop the health care freeloaders! Make them buy insurance or pay into a fund to cover the costs of uninsured drop ins. Are you with me Stossel?
Good old porn &#039;stache! Price gouging is good for the consumer. The minimum wage hurts low-income workers. Toxic sludge is good for you. Up is down.
The words that come out when the ass-hand operates the jaws are the same, so the viewers can deal with the fact it&#039;s a different puppet today.
Call it the O&#039;Keefe effect.
I don&#039;t know about his &#039;stache, but similar desires are stirred in me any time I see his face, which is thankfully much rarer now he&#039;s safely hidden away on FNC.
Or employed by Fox.
Always. He just used to have assignments where it didn&#039;t shine through so brightly, because Baba Wawa isn&#039;t an irredeemably awful person like Roger Ailes is.
How to be a modern conservative:
Step 1: Be a dick about everything Step 2: There is no step 2
I&#039;m curious. Knowing that Faux Noose viewers are extremely adverse to change, how do you suppose they react when these FN &quot;personalities&quot; are shuffled around as much as they are? Do they notice? I mean, it&#039;s kinda like a buffet style gig, &quot;Yeah, OK. Dark-haired white dude, check; blond white chick, check; blondish white dude - what? Crapsticks. <i>Well</i>, who we got ready backstage? <i>Nobody?</i> [looks around] <i>Yo</i>, you, <i> yes, YOU</i>, little balding dude. Yer up. Left side of the couch. Sit yor ass down <i>there</i>. Good. Quiet on set ... &quot;
Do you think the wingtards even notice? Or do they just need the right body count to feel comfortable with it all?
I&#039;m going to disprove the existence of the Higgs boson by dressing up like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Let&#039;s stop the health care freeloaders! Make them buy insurance or pay into a fund to cover the costs of uninsured drop ins. Are you with me Stossel?