John 'Walnuts!' McCain Makes It Official

 
 Surprising absolutely nobody on the planet, McCain celebrated his televised "I don't much like the war now" act by announcing he's starting his Exploratory Committee tomorrow.

John McCain: He's America's candidate, because he stands for whatever you stand for! Constitutional ban on boneless chicken breasts? YES! Bomb Beijing? ALREADY DOING IT! Socialized medicine and open borders? WALNUTS! 

Oh, and whoever "Tommy Thompson" is, he's running for president, too.

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