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I would say they both don't because money is all they care about.

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apples versus road apples

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Taking over your father or father-in-law's business isn't a real job.

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Yeah, I would say yawn, nope.

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My name is Ron JohnsonI come from WisconsinI loath all the people who workI'll cover the evidenceOf my own irrelevanceI'm more of an ass than a jerk

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nice one!

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Can't that be an ad for Barnes? It's not even mean bc it's so comical. And it would be an entirrely new joke for electoral history and cut the legs out from Johnson's 'strength' with his old fogey voters: his eminence grise steady white man credentials. He doesn't like the FBI, he's a credulous dope, he's a liar and doesn't know what he's talking about. Poor old loser.

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Later, when asked about the laughter and booing, Johnson blamed it all on those pesky college kids.

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Ron is upset because he has to debate a black man who he feels is beneath himself. He drips of disdain.

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Funny, cuz I was just thinkin how much I disdain that drip.

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Please let this not be the one from Vonnegut that repeats ad infinitum as well as nauseam.

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It counts as a plus there. And it's the wurst thing about the town.

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Neither will being boorish.

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I wouldn't "pull a Gosar" with YOUR greene boebert.

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I always feel like nailing 95 Theses to a church door after taking one.

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