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Kobe, the Bean Bryant tastes like the tears of poor white hotel desk clerks. It's what gives him the strength to be a champion\\.

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He will, but one of his semi-hot daughters may get in on it. Bristle will not like that shit at all! <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023266/P...">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/...

Also, he's apparently raising one of his adopted daughters as a Hindu <a href="http://madmikesamerica.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://madmikesamerica.com/2011/08/mormon-jon-hun...">http://madmikesamerica.com/... This guy is so fucked as a R, but he might be able to run as a D in 2016

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Shorter Huntsman: "Greetings from 2016!"

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I heard that one just a few weeks ago at a dinner party. I was pounding the table like Khrushchev in a matter of seconds. Raised eyebrows all around. Now I'm the selfish one who won't give up my pension to help the truly deserving poor. Asshats.

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Interesting.

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No!! No!!!

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Fine, as far as it goes, but how's he going to stand out from the crowd?

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Makes him a pretty good alternative to Joe Biden.

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There is no environment in Utah, so he's understandably clueless.

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Oh shit...he appeared on PBS? Well, there's the deal breaker right there.

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Waddya know. I knew it would only be a matter of time before we found a rightie who was to the LEFT of Barry.

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Huntsman:GOP primary::snowball:hell

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