Jon Stewart has found the real scandal in the story of the sexist comments aimed at Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand by unnamed male colleagues in the Senate. One warned her "Don't get too porky," while another grabbed her stomach and said "Don’t lose too much weight now, I like my girls chubby.” With no consensus on No Fat Chicks v. Chubby Chasers, Stewart says, Congress is pathetic: “Even when it comes to shitty sexism, the Senate is gridlocked. They can’t get anything done.”
Goddammit. I was going along JUST FINE. Now I'm gonna have that earworm thumbtacked into my brain. HempDawg, you better be glad you can't hear me singing "Home on the Range" in response to your blatent attack on my senses!
...GOP ladies(should this be plural?), when you are finally tired of condescending old white men, ABG is here for you!
I like to think that he incurred a testicular injury (NON-LETHAL, editrix) but she decided against mentioning it for her own reasons.
Por que?
Worst, Song, Ever. But I always thought it would be great to play at a wedding. You know, to get the in-laws looking at each other.
Jessica Williams is wonderful; the world needs more of her. Keith Ablow/Faux news bimbos, couldn't carry her water.
Less of the Faux News bimbos and phony psychiatrists and more of the delightful Ms. Williams, please.
Goddammit. I was going along JUST FINE. Now I'm gonna have that earworm thumbtacked into my brain. HempDawg, you better be glad you can't hear me singing "Home on the Range" in response to your blatent attack on my senses!
As well as settling the question, "Too porky, or not porky enough?"