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Painter of Goats's avatar

Have the Russian separatists been reading Jim Hoft or are they just tanked on vodka?

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schmannity's avatar

Flight 17 passengers are being held at an Illuminati black site.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

OT more GOP judicial activism for Obamacare

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PubOption's avatar

So it's not surprising that it went all the way down.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<em>Or there’s the other possibility, floated by those Russian separatists: the plane was loaded with corpses and then made to crash, and the government of the Netherlands is merely pretending that a lot of its citizens were killed to make the separatists in Ukraine look bad, because you know how those Dutch are. </em>

Geez all these conspiracy theories are starting to confuse me and give me a headache. So was this before or after Barack Obama jumped the border fence to get to Hawaii?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a couple of fuckwit Bush appointees decide to ignore any sort of standard interpretation of statutes orthodoxy and make yet another sweeping conservative activist ruling. Assuming Bamz calls for an en banc ruling, it should be overturned, although I shudder at what the RATS might do if it goes all the way up the ladder

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

According to Faux, Ronald Reagan's hair was a better president than Obama, so it's not a surprise they are disinterring his moldy corpse to fap over again. But seriously, guys - when Chris Wallace calls you out for your dimwitted fake-splanation of how something actually went down in the real world, it's time to find a real job. I hear the fast-food industry has recurring openings that might suit your abilities.

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Jared James's avatar

No question.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

If it helps any they're all coalescing into one huge conspiracy religion. I heard someone work bigfoot into a New World Order thing the other day. And the lizard people were incorporated into the NWO a long time ago. But then someday when it's all one official cluster fuck at least we'll be able to chide wingnuts for being "cafeteria conspiracists"

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The conspiracy theory would be a little more believable if they hadn't lifted it directly from the BBC's <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/A_Scandal_in_Belgravia" target="_blank"><i>Sherlock</i></a>.

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bobbert's avatar

<i>Nederland</i> is their country. It says so (well, it used to) right on the money.

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