Jon Stewart clearly had entirely too much fun Tuesday replying to Sean Hannity's pissy little tirade about Jon Stewart's coverage of Hannity's hypocritical coverage of the Bundy Ranch Freedom Cow Jamboree. Round three of the volley was just about everything you could want from a Daily Show segment.
Alternate (not as funny) headline: ASSHOLE GETS RIPPED NEW ASSHOLE
OT but infuriating: <a href="http:\/\/www.kansascity.com\/2014\/04\/23\/4977870\/missouri-house-panel-mulls-impeaching.html" target="_blank">Missouri legislators attempting to impeach governor over gay marriage. </a> WONKETTE PLZ COVER STORY, K? THX.
The carnage .... my god!
How&#039;s that second asshole working out for you, Sean?
Now <i>that&#039;s</i> Happy Nice Funtime!
Troll-feeding is not pragmatic, usually, but the influence of the Fuxxians is too corrosive. Hit him hard and often, Jon. Get the fence-sitters thinking about all the false equivalency nonsense. There&#039;s an embarrassment of riches in the treacherous misinformation they keep spewing...
Also handing over names of gun-owners to the feds.
Oh the Hannity!
Don&#039;t eat any &#039;candy&#039; that comes out. You&#039;ll get diptheria.
It&#039;s always like the scene in <i>Nightmare Before Christmas</i>, you pull the thread out of the burlap and then the gross bugs spill out and scurry away in all directions, leaving pretty much nothing.
I just watched. Of all Jon&#039;s masterful take-downs, and there have been many, that one was the best. I&#039;d really love a DVD of all of those past eviscerations, since they disappear from the intertubes after awhile.
You just channeled my beloved deceased grandma.
I can&#039;t tell you how many times I heard, &quot;Child, you&#039;d argue with a fence post if it would argue back. Bless your precious heart.&quot;
Damn I miss that woman something fierce. She was a riot!
He didn&#039;t take it too well. He was *allegedly angry that his pal&#039;s comments would make conservatives look racist.
*I say allegedly because I&#039;m pretty sure he was far more upset over his pal&#039;s admiration &amp; respect for the illegal Messicans.
Doesn&#039;t count because Jon is a Obummer apologist ipso facto big gubmint thug jackbooting Hannity&#039;s words because BENGHAZI!!1!
Bill is actually smarter than Hannity but likes to think he is smarter than Jon. Give him time. He&#039;ll take the stage again.
Poor Sean... he is having a not so good terrible bad awful day with all the mean lieburls jackbooting him &amp; his patriotic squatter pal&#039;s throats for their freedumb words and stuff.