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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Alternate (not as funny) headline: ASSHOLE GETS RIPPED NEW ASSHOLE

OT but infuriating: <a href="http:\/\/www.kansascity.com\/2014\/04\/23\/4977870\/missouri-house-panel-mulls-impeaching.html" target="_blank">Missouri legislators attempting to impeach governor over gay marriage. </a> WONKETTE PLZ COVER STORY, K? THX.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The carnage .... my god!

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schmannity's avatar

How's that second asshole working out for you, Sean?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Now <i>that's</i> Happy Nice Funtime!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Troll-feeding is not pragmatic, usually, but the influence of the Fuxxians is too corrosive. Hit him hard and often, Jon. Get the fence-sitters thinking about all the false equivalency nonsense. There's an embarrassment of riches in the treacherous misinformation they keep spewing...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Derpnado!

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PubOption's avatar

Also handing over names of gun-owners to the feds.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh the Hannity!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Don't eat any 'candy' that comes out. You'll get diptheria.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's always like the scene in <i>Nightmare Before Christmas</i>, you pull the thread out of the burlap and then the gross bugs spill out and scurry away in all directions, leaving pretty much nothing.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I just watched. Of all Jon's masterful take-downs, and there have been many, that one was the best. I'd really love a DVD of all of those past eviscerations, since they disappear from the intertubes after awhile.

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Also2Something's avatar

You just channeled my beloved deceased grandma.

I can't tell you how many times I heard, "Child, you'd argue with a fence post if it would argue back. Bless your precious heart."

Damn I miss that woman something fierce. She was a riot!

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Also2Something's avatar

He didn't take it too well. He was *allegedly angry that his pal's comments would make conservatives look racist.

*I say allegedly because I'm pretty sure he was far more upset over his pal's admiration & respect for the illegal Messicans.

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Also2Something's avatar

Doesn't count because Jon is a Obummer apologist ipso facto big gubmint thug jackbooting Hannity's words because BENGHAZI!!1!

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Also2Something's avatar

Bill is actually smarter than Hannity but likes to think he is smarter than Jon. Give him time. He'll take the stage again.

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Also2Something's avatar

Poor Sean... he is having a not so good terrible bad awful day with all the mean lieburls jackbooting him & his patriotic squatter pal's throats for their freedumb words and stuff.

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