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Jared James's avatar

Am I still allowed to like chai, though? Because I drank it quite a few of the days I bore arms in the service of my country. It's very popular in the Middle East, as are cardamom and mace in foods generally.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Bravo! I feel so much the same way, even the word "American" makes me think "Repug asshole." Happened to me again today when I saw a sign that said "We Build American." I immediately had a visceral "ugh" reaction. So thanks, wingnuts and baggers and Faux Noise, for making me hate my country.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

<i>This comment went and deleted itself out of sheer boredom.</i>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Who, surprisingly spend a lot of time in the fucking dark.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The sad thing is, these folks have infinite ammo. It's like their adolescent minds found the "God code" for Doom on the internet when they were looking for porn. I only hope they don't find the powerups for health...otherwise we'll never be rid of them.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Oh, Rove - I'd have thought someone who, through devious scheming and villainy, has led the entire nation to the precipice of derp would have a better sense of wit, even though by any account he appears as a deformed penis. But no, he's just a deformed, giant penis.

Jared James's avatar

Cernerentari, te salutatem!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Did someone say <a href="" target="_blank">flying boob missiles</a>?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

What do they want, R. Lee Ermey to bawl the President out like a raw recruit?

PubOption's avatar

Gaga only went as far as boob guns <a href="http://www.firstclassfashio..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.firstclassfashionista.com/wp-content/u...">http://www.firstclassfashio...

PubOption's avatar

That would probably be a good start, if Ermey was then sent to a FEMA camp it would keep them outraged for months.

PsycWench's avatar

I wonder if Fox News feels good about this or if they regret that they wasted time that could have been spent on Benghazi. Or maybe suppressing the black vote.