Jon Stewart is just as thrilled as anyone about the brand new war/not war against ISIS in Syria, leading with a clip of CNN's Don Lemon and Alisyn Camerota breaking the news: "We've been waiting for this moment for weeks and here it is tonight!" burbled Camerota, leading Stewart to exclaim,
<i>...this war isn&rsquo;t a war. It&rsquo;s a &ldquo;counter-terrorism strategy involving open and declared armed conflict...&rdquo;</i>
â«&quot;counter-terrorism strategy involving open and declared armed conflict&quot;â«
â«What is it good for?â«
â«Absolutely nothing, say it again.â«
Well, you go to war with the news reporters you have...not the reporters you wish you had.
When does the counter-terrorism strategy involving open and declared (hopefully unarmed) conflict on Christmas start this year?
<i>...this war isn&rsquo;t a war. It&rsquo;s a &ldquo;counter-terrorism strategy involving open and declared armed conflict...&rdquo;</i>
Goebbels: Damn -- she&#039;s good!
<em>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve been waiting for this moment for weeks and here it is tonight!&rdquo;</em>
Geez, I&#039;m shocked she didn&#039;t have an orgasm as the first bombs went off.
When Fox says it starts.
I &hearts;ï¸ Jessica Williams.