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bobbert's avatar

And what about Interstate H-3?

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Are those nitwits still concerned about our "national anthem" not being sung in gud merican english the way the baby jeebus wrote it?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If brown people and friggeners were supposed to sing the National Anthem, Jesus would have been brown and would not have written it in English.

schmannity's avatar

Wingnuts drinking Coke in a circle + Coke ad + spit take = comedy gold.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What really offends me about this commercial is that they didn’t do an Australian or Canadian segment and what about Texas?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Those two-faced, two-backed beasts!!

Ennui There Yet's avatar

"Besides English, there’s Spanish, Keres, Tagalog, Hindi, Senegalese French and Hebrew."

What are they so mad about? I don't see Latin in the list. It's the Latinos we want to keep out, right?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

or the Sex Pistols' <i>God save the Queen / The fascist regime</i>?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Achtung, ist das nicht ein Eichhörnchen?

chascates's avatar

What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? An American.

chascates's avatar

How about Rob Ford singing American the Beautiful with his pants falling down to his ankles and then tripping as he reaches for a crack pipe?

Paul MacDonald's avatar

Foreigners are entitled to their "coolers filled with corn syrup and cancer," too.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

New Teabagger Rule, created just for this situation (kinda like their way-cool "loving hands at home" hats with the teabags stapled to the brim): If it has the word "America" in it, it must never be spoken/sung in any language except American. Also too, suck it, we don't care about how we got the whole "our national anthem" thing wrong, we refuse to accept that we are wrong about anything, ever, AMEN times infinity!