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PubOption's avatar

And, if you think you might ever have mental problems, don't work for Scientologists.

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PubOption's avatar

I'm sure that wasn't one of the Goldberg Variations.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Did Alito forget to footnote the George Costanza quote?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>If something is desirable, businesses should be forced to impose it. The fact that the owner disagrees or that it is not in the business’s economic interest is immaterial.</em>

Yeah all those laws about not being able to keep the blahs out, or having to install wheelchair ramps, or not being able to legally fire Judy in Accounting because she's pregger's with the CEO's kid. If the owner disagrees with those, he shouldn't have to do them.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

First, they came for what the business owners considered abortifacients, but I didn't say anything, because I was not considered by my employer to be an abortifacient.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hell, him as Jon Snow is giving me the heebie-jeebies.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

He's gotta be the Rat Cook. Or what about that slurring sack of shit at Harrenhal?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Depends. How willing are you to be beat about the head and shoulders with a frying pan for 5 minutes? Because you'd need that to then reach the intellectual capacity of a "Jonah Goldberg-style writer".

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