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Jonah Goldberg Is So Gay For Mormons
Police are going to use truth serum (probably just pinot noir) on the only surviving Mumbai terrorist. [ Daily Beast ]
Harvard is in a recession too! The elitist madrassa where Barry spent his formative years managed to lose 22% of it's $36.9 billion endowment in four months. [ HuffPost ]
According to Jonah Goldberg, the real victims of Proposition 8 are the Mormons, who were in no way affected by Proposition 8 or any of its outcomes. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Obama loved his new boyfriend Bill Richardson better when he did the whole bear thing. "We're deeply disappointed with the loss of the beard," Obama said at a press conference, which was probably held in some art gallery in Providence. [ CNN Political Ticker ]
The forgotten territory of Oklahoma is celebrating the completely irrelevant fact that John McCain won the state with a dumb Christmas card. [ Ben Smith ]